Old geezer joke book

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We dont like being old in the first place, so it doesnt take much to piss us off. Dec 14, 2018 an old geezer and medical clinic funny joke. When i bought this book for my 92 year old dad, sis muttered, hell hate it. Since the man doesnt have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest red light district. An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. There is quite nothing like a hilarious line or two to start or cap a day.

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And hell be soooo angry that you bought him a book, especially an oldgeezerbook. Over the hill, getting old, senior citizen humor wisdom. Updated daily, for more funny memes check our homepage. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. You are a dirty old man a joke book by banis skip cloud.

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